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Worst moodhoovery overheard by Buzz readers include
'Young people these days are a disgrace because they have their Ribena too strong, when I was young my parents made a bottle last months.
A woman sucking on a boiled sweet accidentally swallowed it, like you do sometimes, her first reaction was shock, her second reaction was 'oh no, that's 18 calories and I haven't had the benefit, I reckon you could be annoyed for up to 10 seconds but she went on and on about it for at least an hour to her friend.